Devouring The Latest Holiday Movies: The Hits, The Misses, and The Guilty Pleasures.
‘Tis the time of year to lounge on the couch and devour a packet of festive treats in front of a great film, a awful feature, or one that’s awesomely awful.
As always, a crop of new holiday movies aims to become part of our festive viewing—perhaps even earning a place alongside enduring classics like Home Alone, Elf, Love Actually, and Die Hard (no arguments).
Thus, in a helpful attempt to sort the crackers from the turkeys, and to embrace the festive feeling, I binged as many new festive movies as possible in a single day.
First Up: The Jonas Brothers' Holiday Flick
Starting, optimistically, on a good foot. This release is the exclusive 2025 movie on a famous website's list of the greatest 100 holiday films of all time.
The Jonas Brothers are stranded in the UK after finishing their world tour and must get home for Christmas. Their endeavors are hindered by an evil Santa, who sings to declare they won’t get home until they “find their familial spark.”
The repartee between the bickering brothers is enjoyable even for the casual viewer, while fans will no doubt catch lots of references as they attempt to get back using every mode of travel possible.
It’s private planes, trains and automobiles.
It’s not legendary, but is great for devotees and a positive start to the day.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 for Jonas Brothers fans or 🎄🎄🎄 for their relatives who are obliged to sit through it.
Late Morning: Tinsel Town
Famous performer Kiefer Sutherland appears as a Hollywood star cast a "panto".
“A what's a panto??” asks Sutherland’s “hard-to-work-with” and older star Brad Mack, who has seen better days and whose manager has misled him into thinking he’s starring in renowned British drama.
His pantomime cast-mates tell him he’s playing Buttons. “Absolutely not,” he protests. It's easy to predict their response. Unless you’re ignorant of traditional panto catchphrases.
There are some very funny lines, some touching storylines, and the rest of the cast is cracking, too.
It’s the type of film that would be a bit naff at a different time, but is a highly enjoyable at Christmas.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄🎄
Mid-Morning: Christmas Karma
A familiar face appears at the start of this film, too, delivering a signature line for the second film in a row. Might this become a budding festive ritual?
This time, he’s a musical taxi operator who picks up Mr Sood, the newest interpretation on Mr Scrooge from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Mr Sood is played by an actor from Kunal Nayyar and Christmas Karma is directed by the director of Gurinder Chadha. The familiar story progresses as the stingy Mr Sood is visited by the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future, played by Hugh Bonneville, Billy Porter, and Boy George.
This South Asian reinterpretation is at least distinct from all the others, but sadly he’s not very charismatic and Nayyar’s performance is lifeless—a significant issue when he’s so the main character.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄
12.04pm - Stuffed
There’s time for a major broadcaster's original festive film—which stars Guz Khan as a lovably grouchy guy who “doesn’t really do Christmas.”
But after he receives an £8,000 Christmas bonus at work, his wife (starring Morgana Robinson) convinces him splurging the cash on a holiday to Lapland.
There’s just one issue—he discovers there was an error with his bonus, which should have been £800, and he has to devise a plan for how to return the difference.
Pleasant yet unmemorable.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄
1.12pm - Champagne Problems
This is one of those Christmas films where the festive trappings are in the background—Christmas is the scene of the film rather than its main point—but it feels warm and holiday-like all the same.
Driven corporate star Sydney (starring Minka Kelly) is assigned to a vineyard to secure an acquisition for a sparkling wine company. En route, she meets a guy in a literary haven who offers to show her a festive Paris.
An expert recently declared this is the finest new Christmas film of the past few years. That’s a bit of a stretch, but it is a Christmas romance with a hint of sophistication and gives the obligatory warm and fuzzy feels.
The scene with a lengthy discussion about Die Hard is notable too.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄
3.29pm - Finding Father Christmas
Sixteen-year-old Chris, played by Lenny Rush, continues to believe in Father Christmas, in spite of the attempts of his dad (starring James Buckley) to tell him the reality.
The truth is out there, and Chris sets out to find it with the assistance of a team of well-known scientists and personalities.
It’s low-key but endearing, and ideal viewing while anticipating Santa to visit.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄
4.39pm - Oh. What. Fun.
Michelle Pfeiffer is the mother of a dysfunctional American family who gather for the holidays—including fellow acclaimed actress Felicity Jones, Chloe Grace Moretz, Jason Schwartzman, and dad Denis Leary.
Pfeiffer starts by mentioning classic festive films like National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, It’s A Wonderful Life and Home Alone, before saying: “They need to make a movie about the true heroes of the holidays—moms.”
So that’s the concept, but in practice it’s really a combination of those forerunner films, at least until Pfeiffer’s character at last comes into her own.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
Formulaic Fun
The day’s taken a dip, but thankfully here’s a new entry in the saturated market of cliched, saccharine, over-the-top—and strangely compelling—seasonal comfort food.
It’s a narrative as familiar as can be: An American woman journeys to a picturesque cold country and ends up discovering romance.
In this case, Caprice Bourret plays a publisher